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Isbn 13: 9798251666663

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Whether you’re looking for the perfect gag gift or a bedside companion that’s more "naughty" than "nice," this collection is the crown jewel of adult humor. This isn't your grandmother’s poetry book—unless your grandmother has a sailor’s mouth and a wicked sense of timing.

The King of Bad Poems: A Collection of Lewd & Ludicrous Verse

Prepare for a poetic journey through the parts of life we usually only talk about after three drinks. From the relatable tragedy of the "Walk of Shame" to the anatomical mystery of a "Boner in the Chest," these poems skip the flowery metaphors and go straight for the punchline (and the gutter).

Inside this beautifully inappropriate volume, you’ll find:

  • The Classics: Odes to Boobs and Butts that treat the human body with all the dignity it truly deserves.

  • The Modern Struggles: High-speed rhymes about the "Bag of Dicks" you wish you could mail to your ex and the universal truth that "All Girls Are Crazy."

  • The Bold & The Brazen: Face-first humor with "Take It to the Face" and other verses designed to make you blush, gasp, and laugh until it hurts.

Why buy this book? Because sometimes, "The Road Not Taken" is just too boring. If you prefer your stanzas with a side of smut and your iambic pentameter with a bit of "unsolicited," this is the only book you need on your shelf.

"It’s like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare had a Tinder profile and no impulse control."

Would you like me to draft a few "teaser" stanzas for one of these specific titles to give you a feel for the tone?

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Isbn 13 :9798251666663
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